From the recording Bigger Is Always Better - Digital Download
Lyrics
THE GIRLFRIENDS OF DORIAN GRAY (Bonet/Barratt)
She don't have to be too tall
She don't have to be too small
She don't have to be anyone at all
She don't have to have a brain
She could even be insane
Just released from cell block 3 or maybe 4
The first one looks like the last one
Looks like the ones in-between
The girlfriends of Dorian Gray
He picks them up at night and he's gone the next day
The girlfriends of Dorian Gray
How can anybody be that way
Looks down his nose and up her dress
And she dissolves to his caress
He tells each one they are an Amazon princess
He drives her wild then drives her home
Gives her a number, not his own
He's looking past her for the next one to impress
The lonely and the lusty
And the ones in-between ... you know what I mean
The girlfriends of Dorian Gray
He loves them and he leaves them and he's gone the next day
The girlfriends of Dorian Gray
How can anybody be that way ... hey, hey
How can anybody act that way
The mirror is clearer, with both your faces nearer
One looks like Methuselah, the other like James Dean
You know what I mean ...
The girlfriends of Dorian Gray
He loves them and he leaves them and he's gone the next day
The girlfriends of Dorian Gray
How can anybody be that way ... hey, hey
How could anybody be that
Why would anybody be that
How could anybody be that way