And this is why I love him…
And Hanukkah, too
Our bellies were hurting
I gotta tell you!
Brit Boy came over
He made us dinner
Along with 6 bottles of wine
(for five of us)
The night was a winner!
But late in the night
As I was in bed
The room started spinning
IT MUST BE MY HEAD!
I woke up so quietly
To the kitchen I tread
My new gnome was MURDERED
HE WAS TOTALLY DEAD!
OK, I am lying
LG bought him like that
It was the BEST EVER present
A DEAD GNOME LYING FLAT!
So I’m asking this question
And so I must know…
WHAT’S THE WEIRDEST PRESENT YOU GOT
FROM DEAR HO HO HO?
