April 13, 2005

It’s How You Say It!

Yesterday I went to the doctor. Most of this weekend I was suffering from a lousy sore throat. (Not that there is such a thing as a GOOD sore throat.) My glands were swollen up so much that I felt like I was turning into a toad! I haven’t left the house much in a couple of days, except to get on the train and see the doctor who told me… YOU’RE SICK AND YOUR GLANDS ARE SWOLLEN. (duh!)

I am feeling MUCH better today, thank you, and I’m looking forward to going out for a little while to start work on MY YOUR NEW EPIC FILM. I’ve printed out your requests, and I’m getting psyched up to hit the streets of the city armed with your words as a script. (If you have no idea what I’m talking about click here.)

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As I was walking to the train station the other day, I spotted this sign outside a local Korean deli. I was so happy I had my camera…

This reminds me of the time I walked into a deli late at night and looked at their menu that was posted behind the counter. They were advertising all the normal deli treats…turkey, tuna, roast beef. But then there was something up there on their sign I’d never heard of… GREEN CHEESE.

I asked the Indian woman behind the counter what GREEN CHEESE was. These were her very words:

GREEN CHEESE, GREEN CHEESE…YOU KNOW… GREEN CHEESE… BAGELS & GREEN CHEESE!

I had to run out of there fast or I would have burst out laughing.

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