BLESSED ARE THE CHEESEMAKERS!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! What a fantastic night is was. We had a small gathering in our groovy West Village apartment with lots of Thai food that we ordered in. Tons of booze made from different alcohol that probably shouldn't have been mixed together but tasted good and had the right medicinal effect, and dancing in the kitchen to old tunes until almost 4 in the morning! It's great to live so close to Times Square and know that you aren't a tourist and wouldn't be caught dead standing around in those crowds!
Please allow me to rant for a second...And please excuse my "French", but this IS a rant!
Yesterday afternoon, I bought some cheese from the swanky cheese store on our street. It was mobbed. You actually have to take a number to be served! This is a cheese store for fuck's sake! It took me almost a half hour to buy my stinkin' cheese. And to top it off, these fucking people who wait on you HAVE ATTITUDE! They are totally intimidating and complete CHEESE SNOBS! Look, I have nothing against people who work for a living, but don't look down your stupid nose at me because I don't know a friggin' Stilton from a smelly Gorgonzola! I'm sorry to have to tell you, but YOU'RE A CHEESE SLICER!!! How many years of college does it take to learn how to run a knife through a chunk of cheese? I mean, I bet you can't even AFFORD to buy your own fucking cheese, but yet you poo poo me because I don't want to spend $20 for a chunk of cheese that smells a bit like old socks! You can just take your high and mighty attitude a shove it up your cheesy ass!
Whew...sorry about that. But I have to admit that I feel much better now.
On a more warm & fuzzy note, I'd like to say that I'm pleased as punch at all the new cyber friends I've made over the past few weeks, and I wish all of you luck, love & success in this New Year!
My New Years Resolution for 2005:
TO USE MY POWERS ONLY FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF EVIL and TRY DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO TRY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THIS KOOKY WORLD WE LIVE IN.
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