FOOD, SEX & BLOGGING!

This F!xcking Blog! I’m obsessed. I think SATAN THE BLOGMASTER has overtaken my life. Ever since I started posting this blog, I can’t think of ANYTHING but THIS!!! It’s really starting to interfere with my everyday life. For instance:

I’m laying in bed with my loved one. He’s whispering sweet nothings into my ear, and I’m thinking, “Gee, I wonder if "HTML FOR DUMMIES" can tell me how to make my links open in a separate page.” Yea, quite the turn on for us geek girls, let me tell ya!

I took a yoga class today. At the end of the class when we were laying on the floor in what was SUPPOSED to be a “blissful state”, and the instructor was telling us in her very best “karma yoga” voice…”Be peaceful. Think only of the summer solstice, grasshopper. Let your mind go. You are floating. One with nature”…BULLSHIT. WOULDN’T YOU FUCKING KNOW IT? I’m laying there with my mind racing, thinking about how I’m going to write a new section in my blog called, “THINGS WE COULD LIVE WITHOUT” featuring actual pictures I’ve taken. Like this refrigerator with the built in color TV: (Yes, this is an truly a full sized fridge with a color TV built in. How have I managed to survive without one all these years?)

And do you think I’ve done ANY work at all on my new CD over the past few days? Written any music? Practiced? Hell, you’ve got to be kidding. I can’t seem to pry myself away from this damn computer. I’ve been reading about 50 blogs a day. Some amazing, and some pretty self-indulgent. I’m getting buggy-eyed! Hell, I even forget to eat! And now it's 3 in the morning!

WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO? Maybe Ambrose Bierce summed it up for all of us Bloggers when he said: “All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.”

Hey, I’m not sure I know what that means, but it IS pretty deep, don’t you think? It makes me feel a little better to get this off my chest. Now I think I’ll go eat something, have some good sex, and commune with the universe, grasshopper.